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Thursday, January 19, 2012

Statistics by Robert Holiday

*A recent Gallup poll asks Americans how they are feeling:

16% “Okay”
6% “O.K.”
9% “Fine”
21% “Nifty”
8.5% “Unemployed”
4% “Super heroic”
9% “Just nifty”
43% “Non-white Hispanic”
11%“Protestant”
6% “Emotionally neutered”
37.7% “Positively pessimistic”
.5% ”Indistinct”
3% “Arrrrgggggh! Mondays.”
12% “Freudian”
3 % “Not unwell, thank you.”
6% “Mild mannered “
23% “Simply yummy”
7% “Manic impressive”
14 % “Boozed and used”
50% "Not home"


*Error Margin: 99%-100%

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