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Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Super Smash Bros. Bros. by CK Bond

INT. OFFICE-DAY.    
Various shots of a man doing mundane activities
around an office (turning on a coffee maker, waiting for papers to
print, typing on a computer) are shown as music from the first 20
seconds of this clip plays.
cut to A TITLE CARD that READS "Captain Falcon's brother"
Captain Falcon's brother is seen attempting to copy a report but the machine is giving him obvious difficulties.
cut to A TITLE CARD that READS "Link's Brother"
Link's brother is seen attempting to sell his brother's things on eBay.
cut to A TITLE CARD that READS "Mario's Brother"
Luigi is seen crying in a bathroom stall.
Cut back to Captain Falcon's Brother
Captain Falcon's brother is growing more and more frustrated with the copier and eventually hits it.
Captain Falcon's Brother
Falcon Punch!
Cut Back to Link's Brother
Link's Brother
No bids on the Wand of Gamelon? I know the game sucked, but this is just ridiculous.
Cut Back to Luigi
Luigi continues to cry
Luigi
It's not easy being green.
Cut to Link's Brother and lieutenant Falcon approaching one another in a hallway
MR. FALCON
I need those reports by the end of the day or you're out of a job.
LINK'S BROTHER
Excuse me, princess.
Scene ends with a title card similar to this one which reads "Super Smash Bros. Bros."
INT.OFFICE-DAY. the previous clip had been playing on a projector the whole
time and a man (Sam aran) eagerly awaits the opinion of two businessmen.
SAM ARAN
So?
Businessman 1
Listen Mr...
SAM ARAN
Aran. Sam Aran
BUSINESSMAN 1
Mr. Aran, that game looks like a piece of shit. Honestly, it looks gayer than Cooking Mama.
Businessman 2
I don't even understand why Luigi was in it.
BUSINESSMAN 1
However, we'll cut you a deal.  Nintendo will make your game if you get us pictures of your sister naked.
SAM ARAN
Deal!

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